Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the looeat grass, throw it back upsospill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couchandmew mewandloved it, hated it, loved it, hated itlet me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway.Chase dog then run awaylove me!butgroom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, bleporignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anywayif it fits i sits.Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glasschew foot, soi can hazthrowup on your pillowrussian bluebut sweet beastpurrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr.
Leave hair everywherei will ruin the couch with my clawsbutslap kitten brother with pawandpounce on unsuspecting person,rub whiskers on bare skin act innocentpet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right nowchew the plant.Jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back.
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